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yesterday evening I was at Netaji Indoor Stadium where Sonu Nigam was to perform at Mackintosh Burns 175th year celebration.I managed I VIP pass which allowed me to sit in the very second row.
Well can anyone tell me what’s his surname Niigaam or NIGAM?
The once son-in-law of Bengal 100 minute performance was successful in getting the fifty-sixty plus babus of West Bengal Government off their feet.Some baldy WBCS officers in formal were seen jostling in front of the stage to be within 10 feet radius of the stage.
Well when it was nearly most of the program was over I went forward to take some snaps when Sonu was singing Chiggy Wiggy.
Yes he sang the chiggy wiggy female voice!!
Few weeks back Bapi Lahiri in an interview to anandabazar said:
Well can anyone tell me what’s his surname Niigaam or NIGAM?
The once son-in-law of Bengal 100 minute performance was successful in getting the fifty-sixty plus babus of West Bengal Government off their feet.Some baldy WBCS officers in formal were seen jostling in front of the stage to be within 10 feet radius of the stage.
Well when it was nearly most of the program was over I went forward to take some snaps when Sonu was singing Chiggy Wiggy.
Yes he sang the chiggy wiggy female voice!!
Few weeks back Bapi Lahiri in an interview to anandabazar said:
” Jodi Sonu Nigam r Sunidhi Chauhan ek sathe gaan gay bojha jabena konta male voice konta female!”
This words proved true when he sang the numbers like:Mere Haath Main and Jeene Ke Hain Char Din .
Well, coming back I took steps towards the open space in front of the front row.There were few Calcutta Police men in their typical high-school PT uniform.
I went and took a place on my knees.I was shaking my body a bit.Of course Sonu sang both the Kylie Minogue’s and his own part.
There was a tap from on my shoulder. Turning back I found a man of 60s wearing blue specs like that Bangubandhu Shiekh Mujibar Rahman used to wear.O yes,this man also fancied a mustache but it was more like that of our daily municipal garbage collector Shambhu than that of Bangabandhu.
I went and took a place on my knees.I was shaking my body a bit.Of course Sonu sang both the Kylie Minogue’s and his own part.
There was a tap from on my shoulder. Turning back I found a man of 60s wearing blue specs like that Bangubandhu Shiekh Mujibar Rahman used to wear.O yes,this man also fancied a mustache but it was more like that of our daily municipal garbage collector Shambhu than that of Bangabandhu.
” Aye ki korcho?ki.Dekhcho na cigarette-ory saheb achhen?” Hey watch out,can’t you see the cigarette-ory sahib here?
“ke?” who?
“home cigarette saheb.”
Believe it or not it took nearly two lines of chiggy wiggy to decode that cigarette-ory is the Home Secretory.
“home cigarette saheb.”
Believe it or not it took nearly two lines of chiggy wiggy to decode that cigarette-ory is the Home Secretory.
” which home secretory?”
“Pashim Banglar Home cigarette-ory.”
“Ami ki korbo?bosey achhen toh.Sobbai Nachhe dekhchi” What can I do,if he is sitting everyone is dancing down here.
This time the Mr.Banga-shombhu took a pause and said ” ami tomay ta bolini,tumi aste chobbi tolo.”
I didn’t tell you that,take snaps silently.
Nobody, in this world can say what does he meant by taking snaps silently.I have never heard any big sound created while taking snaps.Leave alone zooming of aeroplane,the cameras doesnt whisper infrasound!!
“Pashim Banglar Home cigarette-ory.”
“Ami ki korbo?bosey achhen toh.Sobbai Nachhe dekhchi” What can I do,if he is sitting everyone is dancing down here.
This time the Mr.Banga-shombhu took a pause and said ” ami tomay ta bolini,tumi aste chobbi tolo.”
I didn’t tell you that,take snaps silently.
Nobody, in this world can say what does he meant by taking snaps silently.I have never heard any big sound created while taking snaps.Leave alone zooming of aeroplane,the cameras doesnt whisper infrasound!!
“please be sabdhan,he furious,if uni rege jaan,angry furified,then amader ekhane we is law and shinghala problem of the order”
I can’t believe still now, what I heard!!
This is the effect of banning English education for a decade.
I felt a bit confused about what to say.And yes I can’t speak such a sexy Beng-lish.
I said.” na na ok ok. no problem.let him seat.”
This is the effect of banning English education for a decade.
I felt a bit confused about what to say.And yes I can’t speak such a sexy Beng-lish.
I said.” na na ok ok. no problem.let him seat.”
I turned to my left and saw Ardhendu Sen, the Home cigarette-ory. Big fat mushy with specs.Its seemed that a jersey cow was sitting on a chair waiting for the foto to be taken.
“dekhecho kemon mon diye shunchen.” Mr.Banga-shambhu was back at his Bengali. See how is listening.
“haan.”
“dekhecho kemon mon diye shunchen.” Mr.Banga-shambhu was back at his Bengali. See how is listening.
“haan.”
By that time chiggy-wiggy was followed by AAL IZZ WELL.
